I sit next to Taylor.  We are co-workers.  She seriously says/does this shit, and I have to respond with, “Uh, actually Taylor…”

Uh, actually Taylor… They’re called “Meal Replacement Shakes” because you’re supposed to have them INSTEAD OF meals; not WITH them.

Uh, actually Taylor… I was more worried about the calories.  Less about the iron.

Uh, actually Taylor…  “Tenurecy” is not a word.

Uh, actually Taylor… That’s fried chicken, croutons, ranch dressing, and cheese.  A piece of lettuce on something does not equate to salad.

Uh, actually Taylor…  There’s no “E” tasting.

Uh, actually Taylor… Everyone knows that cream cheese is fattening. I’m surprised that you’re surprised by this.

Uh, actually Taylor… Why not remove, say, the mayonnaise?  Or perhaps the cheese?

Uh, actually Taylor… That negates the weight-loss advantages of eating fruit.