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She really is coming, but in 2 days.  My house looks like it has been inhabited by alcoholic squatters for the past 3 months.  I’m not sure what to tell her; if I keep up with the “not cleaning” she’s going to get here and I’m going be all, “You sleep on that pile of American Apparel thigh-high socks in that corner, and I’ll sleep over there on that mountain of corks.”

Check out how freaking awesome that Enron letterhead is (full version below).

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