At first, when I glanced down, I was like, “Adam is really taking this whole distance thing to new and exciting levels! Is there anything my phone can’t do!?”
I didn’t have time to actually read the message, because I was working, and let me just say…
That company’s name probably leads to a lot of disappointment.
Don’t forget to enter the Google Places contest. 20 of you get to enjoy Sugar Mama’s cupcakes, champagne, and more at the lovely Gibson Bar on Tuesday, August 16th! I’m picking the winners, so you have a very good shot!
I seriously looked crazy. I mean it. I almost wanted to tell the other patrons, “It’s cool. I’m just trying to get the bees off!” Then I realized that would sound exactly like a crackhead, “BUGS! I’m covered in bugs! Get ‘em off me!” Yeah. That would have helped my situation.